I went to a world called the Tower. It's description stated: "You find yourself in a strange place with no memory of who you are or how you got there.Your only hope in escape rests in solving a series of challenging puzzles. Can you uncover the truth before it's too late?"
It was literally a single room filled with billboards encouraging you to buy shit. No puzzles in sight.
I think this lady was as perplexed as I was. Then I realized you had to pay to actually play the game. So I teleported the hell outta there. So much for "only hope in escape rests in solving the puzzles"
Next up I went to "Dynasty of Dragons" a "role-play sim with a full and rich backstory." Sounded like my kinda thing. It's too bad, the world was literally just a black box????? WTF
I tried to fly out the top of the box, thinking maybe the world was outside it. Nope. Just the deep cold void of space.
But does this look like a fantasy role-play sim world rich in story to you? It's a fucking modern day city that delivered on none of its promises!
"This is your last chance Second Life!" I thought to myself and visited Havendale Village, a: "fantasy themed sim... (that) ...welcomes roleplayers to live their magical lifestyles."
The trees are floating and nobody is here. Fuck you Second Life. I'm out.









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